The Early Origins of Mr. Isaac Poker
By: Josh Embry
Email from The Department of Demonization to Isaac Quinthrop
The Department of Demonization
June 1st, 2021
Mr. Isaac Quinthrop,
We would like to be the first to congratulate you on your acceptance into demonization training. This is a very prestigious honor, for only sixty-six people are chosen yearly.
Your selection is an indication of the dedication you have invested in yourself to further lessen your sanity by the hour. With your initial acceptance, we ask that you go to your regional demonization office (the police station) and meet with one of our representatives to determine, if you are to pass your initiation, how much your soul is worth, along with other steps.
For the police to know why you are there, tell the man at the front desk “cops sure are good folks” and you will be directed to the lower depths of the station. You will be receiving an email on June 6th that gives you the time you are to go into the station.
We will send a follow-up letter two days after the day of your meeting. Again, we associates at the Department of Demonization congratulate you on making it this far and hope that you will one day become a spawn of Satan.
